Strut your stuff with this comical “Certified Sloth Motivator” t-shirt. Perfect for sloth enthusiasts who know that getting one to do anything on command is about as likely as teaching them to play chess! The official-looking font adds to the absurdity – you’ll have fellow sloth lovers cackling in no time.

This comfortable unisex tee is made from 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) or a cotton-polyester blend (heather colors). With its lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²), classic fit, and crew neckline, it’s ideal for wearing while chasing sloths up a tree or just hanging out. The shirt features twill-taped shoulders, no side seams, and a ribbed knit collar for durability and comfort.

Ethically produced using US-grown cotton, this Gildan shirt comes with a pearlized tear-away label and is Oeko-Tex certified for quality and safety. Whether you’re at a farmers’ market or just running errands, this tee is sure to ruffle some feathers and get some laughs – especially from those who’ve tried to reason with a stubborn sloth!